Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

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What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

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Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

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Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

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a seal walks into a club.

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Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

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Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

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what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

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How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

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What did the guy say when he found out his girlfriend had a dick I don't think we should date anymore, you have a dick.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance cocvered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being deined coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be covered." The man snaps his fingers and says "Damn! I should've voted Democrat!"

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You suck big fat slobber

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A black man walks into a bar. He sits down and has a couple drinks. When he is finished, he generously tips the bartender and walks out.

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What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Nothing... (The game.)

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? No reply cause Kyle got knocked out by the door.

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There are two muffins in an oven. The first muffin says, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?". The second one says, "Hey, look! A talkin' muffin!".

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

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religion

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A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

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Once upon a time, The end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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