Knock knock.. Who's there? Breaking. Breaking who? Im breaking up with you.

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Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

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You know whats better than 24? 25

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Q: whats snoop doggs favourite weather? A: drizzle

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Q: If a Hungarian boy grows up to be a very successful payroll manager and learns to love and hate, show compassion while firing someone, and how to re-image the entire white house's security system, how many pickles are in the doghouse? A: 17

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Alternate ending for children: Despite the massive trauma that the spider suffered from his fall and the sheer volume of rain in the confined space of a pipe, it made a miraculous recover due to the sun coming out. It was however, forever doomed to repeat this cycle of undeath for ever more. [L]

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Two ducks are in a bathtub. One duck says, "Hey, pass me the soap." The other duck says, "What do I look like, a type writer?"

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why did the mom beat up her son with downs because he was matt daly

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I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

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Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

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Two blondes and a brunnett walk into a bar. Remarkably, there was nothing else notable about any of them.

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Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

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Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

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whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

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what do obama and terrorist have in common -they are both human

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What did casino dealer say to the other? Every day I'm shuffling.

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A Dog walked into a bar and the bartenter said 'What can i get you' the dog dident say aneything cuz its a dog!!!!!

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"your momma's so fat that she died in her sleep last night," said the doctor. "There was nothing we could do."

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I drive a 'rarri

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I am in love with pizza. It was a friday night and i was hanging around with my so called friends 'banana-rama' 'pearman' and 'peaches' (keep in mind these are all fruit). I ordered a pizza from Poker Pizza and it came an hour later i brung it to my kitchen and i opened the box. It was lovely. I eat it, i soon realized that I had eat my one true love and decided to order another pizza.

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Whats the next Line? YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH....

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 murdered her little sister

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What does a dinosaur and TImmy's mom have in common? They're both dead

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how do you make a black person stop drowning you take your boot of his head

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