- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

A priest and a rabii walk into a bar. Both men, despite both being good people and well respected in their communities, aren't able to overcome their differences which are signified by their religions. Both men later leave the bar and surround themselves with people of their own kin.

Your at your local street corner and find a woman, the fact that she has balls dose not stop you from inviting her into your car.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? To provide an alibi for his identical twin who was committing 1st degree murder at the time.

What do you call a cow after an earthquake? Dead. The barn collapsed on top of it.

#Cutforbieber - Cole g.

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

Whats white? A fridge

A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

Where's the dick??? east

Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

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