Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

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What does a black guy and an apple have in common? They're both apples except for the black guy

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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James' father died from being overweight. The next day in the mail, James received a coupon for Skinny's garcinia cambogia pills to help him lost weight. Simply put, it was not a good day for James.

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a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

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What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

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I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

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some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

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Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

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Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

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i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

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Mormons having fun.

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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What does it take to write a good joke? A punchline

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

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What's green, and looks like money? Money...

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A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

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Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

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Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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