Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, no they're not. They're VIOLET. That's why they're called that. If they were blue, they would be called "Blues", or something of a similar nature. Don't be dumb.

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Q. why did I get hurt A. My pants fell off

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what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? a jew is a member of a religion called Judaism, they're generally tall and have curly hair, however not in all situations is this true. They celebrate Chanukah and passover and many other holidays. Pizza is an italian dish, it's round, has red sauce and cheese on it and is pretty tasty.

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Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

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why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

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dyslexics of the world untie!

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The FCC

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your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

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Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

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Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

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How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

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A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

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What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

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Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

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a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

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Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

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What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

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Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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