- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other is a baby.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but GET IN THE VAN

A woman wearing a very fancy, striped sweater walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks her “what’ll it be”?. The girl replies “Just a beer for me”. As this happens a child in Africa dies from complications due to starvation.

Guy A turns to Guy B and says, 'Hey, can I use your cellphone to call my mom?" Guy B nods and says, "Yeah, sure, just press redial." Guy B had been planning an surprise party for Guy A and had called Guy A's mother for ideas.

Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

I'm a champion. I do what I want.

Where's my tractor?

why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

A blonde walked into a bar.

What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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