- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

roses are red, violets are violet.

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

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