why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

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Miss Hoolie: Hello, PC Plum. What's the story in Balamory? PC Plum: I'm arresting you for the sexual molestation of twenty children.

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Beka has AIDS

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Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

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A man walks into a bar. The barman says, 'why the lo-, wait, i thought you was that horse again.'

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Cancer

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

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Cum on guys....gay jokes are mean

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Whats In My Trash? Bears

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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What did the girl say when she got her period? Nothing, why would she want anyone to know?

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What does it mean if your born on opposite day? you have sids

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im a willy bum bum

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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Anti Joke

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