- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

did you hear about the platypus that was found dead in the middle of death valley?

It's April Fool's Day and a little boy runs up to his mom. "Daddy hung himself! He's in the attic!" The mom runs up to the attic, but the dad's not there. The boy looks at his mom and says, "April fools! He's in the basement!"

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

GADZOOKS!

Q: Why did the little girl scream? A: She didn't have a rape whistle.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 1: Who's there Person 1: me me you who you me you who me you no me (say super dooper quickly)

Q. What's green, has wheels and flies? A. A garbage truck.

Why did the little girl cry? Because she had just witnessed the slaughter of her entire family and friends in front of her eye, leaving her not only peerless and alone, but also with the mental scars which come with witnessing such a harrowing ordeal.

Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

What did the man with aids say? "I'm dying and there is nothing you can do about it"

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

your mom died.

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

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