- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Why didn't you hit the little mexican boy riding a bike? - it's probably was not your bike and it would have been against the law if you did so it was the kind thing to do -AHW

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Some jokes rhyme, But this one doesn't

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn What starts with B and ends with ITCH? Bewitch

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

A: "Knock knock." B: "Who's there?" A: "John Doe." B: "John Doe who?" A: "..."

A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

Two penguins are sitting in the bathtub, the first one says to the second one "pass the soap." The other penguin says," what do I look like a radio?"

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. knock knock -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

kill yourself

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

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