A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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Where did Susie go when her town was bombed? Everywhere.

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What is a homeless man for Halloween? A garbage bag

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KOOKABURRA

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

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why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

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A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

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how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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These are some questions you should never ask on a first date: When you wipe do you throw your toilet tissue in the toilet or on a trash can? Do you smell your hands after you wipe? Do you you ever look down when you take a dump and see it come out? Have you ever picked your butt and then picked your nose with the same finger?

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Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

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brittney griner

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What's brown and green, has six legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

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Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

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._____________________. Whale!

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how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

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Do u take sugar?

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Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

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Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

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Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

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What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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