- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a man that invited his uncle, his uncle his uncle his uncle, his uncle and his uncle spidey to a party. He was really dissapointed when he realized that not only was his invitation full of typos, but that he invited Peter Parker twice and forgot to invite spiderman.

Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

What is a chair?

Three men are all in a car park and they all want the same parking spot. As it turns out, it was a trolley bay

Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

i like it in the mouth

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