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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? As a matter of fact, I do. It goes: "Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO."

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

two penguins are hanging out in Antartica. the one looks to the other an says "man its really cold out" the other quicky waddles away because of the strange alien sound its friend just made

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

Why did the elephants get in a taxi? They were going to the airport.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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