Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

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My name is Matt and I am homosexual. Just kidding. My names Rick.

What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

why couldnt the polish people live in the outhouse? because the mexicans in the basement were too noisy

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer..... I'm going to rip the scalp off of your son and where it on my face to a Cherokee Sacrificial Ceremony The other lawyer was actually a lightbulb

Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

what did the clock say to the other clock? .. were both lawyers!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm wearing pants and I'm hungry

Roses are red, Violets are violet, If you think Violets are blue you're an idiot because they're called violets for a reason.

Two families of pedophiles go to the beach. One of the dads lays down to suntan and looks at the other dad. "Hey! Get out of my son!" he exclaims.

Yo mama is so nasty she won't take a shower till she is dead you idiot says the boy she won't die she has twenty thousand live

A black man shoots someone. He was a cop and he killed a dangerous man who attacked him.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

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What is pink, female and has two dicks? A mother with two sons, both called Richard.

why cant stevie wonder read? because hes black

A man walks into a bra. Bra kills him...

What did the Mexican guy get for christmas? Deported

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