- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

You have a birthday party and invite 5 celebrities: Britney spears, Lady Gaga, Hulk Hogan, Barack Obama, and Oprah. Meanwhile, there is a cow in a nearby pasture pooping.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

Two guys walk into a bar.

Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

YOLO

why did katy fall off her bike?

What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

banana

What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

A guy who plays shooting games acquires an assault rifle but he doesn't kill anyone, why? Because he was a nice and peaceful man who loves his wife.

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