hey John will you make some copies

What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

Moral

How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Oh, right

An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

a woman votes!

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

How many light bulbs? 1

why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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