Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. The man leaves in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

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Q: What did the chicken cross the road? A: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" is a common riddle or joke in several languages. The answer or punchline is: "To get to the other side." The riddle is an example of anti-humor, in that the curious setup of the joke leads the listener to expect a traditional punchline, but they are instead given a simple statement of fact. "Why did the chicken cross the road?" has become largely iconic as an exemplary generic joke to which most people know the answer, and has been repeated and changed numerous times.

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What do you call a Black Priest? His title would probably be Reverend, and then his last name after it.

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how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

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(for comedians) I went to a coffee shop the other day. I ordered a coffee then sat down. Behind me there were two people talking. I didn't eves drop because it's impolite so I drank my coffee and left.

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

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With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

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What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

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whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

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Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

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What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

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Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

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What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

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How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

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What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

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A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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