- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Im black

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

Roses are red, Violets are violet, If you think Violets are blue you're an idiot because they're called violets for a reason.

Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer..... I'm going to rip the scalp off of your son and where it on my face to a Cherokee Sacrificial Ceremony The other lawyer was actually a lightbulb

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm wearing pants and I'm hungry

why couldnt the polish people live in the outhouse? because the mexicans in the basement were too noisy

what did the clock say to the other clock? .. were both lawyers!

What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

My name is Matt and I am homosexual. Just kidding. My names Rick.

A black man shoots someone. He was a cop and he killed a dangerous man who attacked him.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

A man walks into a bra. Bra kills him...

Two families of pedophiles go to the beach. One of the dads lays down to suntan and looks at the other dad. "Hey! Get out of my son!" he exclaims.

Yo mama is so nasty she won't take a shower till she is dead you idiot says the boy she won't die she has twenty thousand live

why cant stevie wonder read? because hes black

What did the Mexican guy get for christmas? Deported

What is pink, female and has two dicks? A mother with two sons, both called Richard.

Knock Knock Whos there? It's me Ben. You just told me to come over. We are going jogging aren' we? Oh ya, sorry. I forgot the time. Is it cold out? Ya, it is pretty cold. You should bring a jacket. Ok, let me go get my jacket. Alright, can u grab me a water please? Ya sure. Thankyou.

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

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