What do you call a deer with no eyes? The victim of a freak genetic mutation and extremely susceptible to predators, meaning it will live a short life in the wilderness.

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what is a bike without wheels? not a bike.

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Why was the orange so serious? He was trying to concentrate.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

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how do you know if your friend is your best friend? if he cries you cry, if he laughs you laughs, if he jumps out a window you laugh again.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Im a dog. RUUUFFF!

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how do you make a door cry? twist its nob

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Why does Reid always have a blank stare on his face? Because he is constantly searching for the answer as to why his sister was raped, stabbed, and burned alive all right in front of his face.

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What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 is a homophobe and 7 is a little fruity.

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Yo mama is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing? Her reply was: Kicking a can down the street. What did you think she was doing? Moving?

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How did you feel after smoking that joint? I felt like going to pass out And then? I passed out

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What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town? Look, here comes Tarzan! What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town with sunglasses on? Nothing. They don't recognize him.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What did the jacket say to the girl? Zip me up wait why am I talking

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You wanna see my secret freckle? NO! How about my butt? What!!!!!!!

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So, a bulldozer rolls into a bar, there is no bar now.

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Who won the race across the highway, the Mexican or the Frenchman? Neither, as they were struck by a mac truck when attempting to run across the highway and were both killed instantly on impact.

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What do you call a person with no arms? Armless.

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Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. They both promptly drowned.

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

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What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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