- Anti Joke

4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

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why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

whats funnier than 24? 25