- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

A gay man walks into a biker bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you want ice with that?"

How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

Kris- "Hey! Ask me if I'm a tree! Kait&Alyssa- ".....Are you a tree?...." Kris- "No.(:"

Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

why did the Mexican take $20, because he found it on the ground

why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a bar? Hahaha you walked into a bar. What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a pub? AHH-JOOOOO!!!

What would Walt Disney be if he were still alive today? Still anti-semetic

hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. 10 seconds later still no timmy

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

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