- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

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If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

I like colin but not as much as apple

What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

Cripples are lame.

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