- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

Me: Ask my if I'm a secret agent. You: Are you a secret agent? Me: I cannot disclose that information.

more chocolate?

What is long and black? The line at KFC

How do you get a blonde out of a tree? Shoot her in the head.

Why did the priest blow a kiss and waved to the little girl? She was his daughter. Why did the daughter's mother call the cops on the priest? Child support

Whats great about F***ing twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

whats long and stretchy? elastic

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