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How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

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what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

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some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

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Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

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A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

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What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

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children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

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A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

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What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

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Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

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Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

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rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

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Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

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Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

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how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

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What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

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There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

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whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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