- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

What caused the Berlin Wall to come down? Gravity

In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

what happened to the baseball player who couldnt throw? he was very unsuccessful, as throwing is the most important skill of the game

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

What? Yes.

A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

Why wasn't the man talking? Because he was sleeping.

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