What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

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willie revilame

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1+2 = 6

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What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

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Im black

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

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If you like this, it will have one extra like

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What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

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Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

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Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

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Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

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What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

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If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

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Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

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What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

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I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

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Tony Romo

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

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Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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