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Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? RAPED.

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A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

Top 10 Signs You Might Be Lonely and in Need of a Friend 10. Your closest friend has a skull tattooed on his knuckles and goes by the nickname bruiser. 9. You are becoming a little too fond of chess and pocket protectors. 8. You parents complain that your friends are a "Pack of wild chickens"-and it's not a figure of speech. 7. You follow your mailman around in hopes of a good conversation. 6. A cop pulls you over for speeding, and you add him to your Chistmas card list. 5. Your equation for a snappy party = TV remote + bean dip. 4. You forward e-mail jokes to yourself regularly. 3. You six best friends are Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, Joey, Ross, and Rachel. 2. You've named all of your roaches. 1. Phone solicitors hang up on you!

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

a man walks into a bar the bar tender says why the long face? i just walked into a bar

What did Hitler get for Christmas? Some shoelaces for his shoes so he could tie his little knotsies.

What happened to the cow that couldn't moo? It died because it could not make it's needs known to it's fellow herd and was bullied and isolated.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Why did the chicken cross the road? We don't know if he even did, how would we know why? There were no cameras at the intersection he crossed at. Therefor the question is unanswerable. Unless the chicken admits to it........ ........ Chickens can't talk.

Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

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What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

God. God.

If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious