A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in an apple within a worm inside your apple...

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What do you have Canasta!!! Were not playing canasta you stupid asshole

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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? To provide an alibi for his identical twin who was committing 1st degree murder at the time.

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What did the man say when he saw a giant herd of elephants coming? "Look! There's a giant herd of elephants coming!"

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if your paddling a backwards canoe up a waterfall and it loses its wheel, how many pancakes does it take to fill a dog house? the answer is 17 because aliens are allgeric to cows and mustard.

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a little boy takes his lacrosse stick to his mom and says "hey mom this is bob" the mom says "hi bob" and she says to her son "does bob say hi back?" and the boy says "no mom. hes a lacrosse stick."

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What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

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Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

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How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

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What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

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Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

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Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

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what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

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Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

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What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

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Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

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Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

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"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

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knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

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What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

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just in time?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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