What did the mexican say to the black guy before he went to work. Hey

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Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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what has four wheels and opens using a key? -a trunk on wheels

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Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

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At least now we know, that most people are not like that, and with that sentence, my desire to see humanity as a whole happy, is dead. Thank you, you have made me realize that for each and every thing positive I have found within myself, I believed that I was simply learning more about how to be an average human being. I admire you, yet as painful it feels not to deny the truth, much of what I admire within you, reminds me of my self. Share that money with me, but as a gift, not as a contract, as a friend, not as someone buying me out, because my values might not be much, but for now, its what remains of the world I sought to create. Let us speak some other time, It was nice meeting you again Red, you always dig your way into my core, where I discover that I am stuck in life because I still sad deep inside, and then you take some of that sadness away.

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What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

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How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

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What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

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Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

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Racial equality.

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Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

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Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20" and the second one says, "I'll have some H20 too." The second scientist dies after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

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What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

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Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

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Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

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what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

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If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

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whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

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Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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