Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

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An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

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What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

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Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank Answer - to get his quarter back

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rosie o'donald goes on a diet

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

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Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

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I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

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Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

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breasts

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How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

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whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

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What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

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im a dragon, no im not

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What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

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What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

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What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

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Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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