- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy eat for dinner? Shit.

2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

What's big and long? My dick.

How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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