- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Im cute hehehee

how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

Bacon is delcious.

Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

Knock knock Get off my porch.

What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

What's worse than World War II? World War III.

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

what has four wheels and opens using a key? -a trunk on wheels

Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

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