- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

How many light bulbs? 1

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

roses are red, violets are blue.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

Look whos talking Matt Critchley

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

Why was the little boy crying? Because he had an undescended testicle

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