What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

What's green, and looks like money? Money...

What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

A black man has a job.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

What's 9 + 10 19

Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

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Mormons having fun.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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