what are the three types of rings? -wedding ring -engagement ring -suffering

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Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

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Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

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I like pancakes. I like pancakes. We have no pancakes

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

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theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

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If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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Knock knock whos there? I have no anus

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A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

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Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

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Cows are land manatees.

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Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

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whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

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Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

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A man walks into a bar. He backs up, unwraps it, and enjoys its chocolatey deliciousness.

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What's the difference between a fat man and a little boy? Despite the fact that they were dropped on two different cities, one was made out of uranium, the other was made out of plutonium.

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

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What did the mime say to the girl? .......

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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