- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

Three men walked into a bar. None were injured because they were all wearing hard hats as is the procedure for a construction site.

What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

What do you call a boy with no arms? Names.

why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

heads up!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

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