- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

Because she has down's syndrome

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in an apple within a worm inside your apple...

A: what does hellen keller say to her mom? B: nothing. she cant speak due to her lack of hearing and visualizing

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? To provide an alibi for his identical twin who was committing 1st degree murder at the time.

What did the man say when he saw a giant herd of elephants coming? "Look! There's a giant herd of elephants coming!"

a little boy takes his lacrosse stick to his mom and says "hey mom this is bob" the mom says "hi bob" and she says to her son "does bob say hi back?" and the boy says "no mom. hes a lacrosse stick."

What do you have Canasta!!! Were not playing canasta you stupid asshole

if your paddling a backwards canoe up a waterfall and it loses its wheel, how many pancakes does it take to fill a dog house? the answer is 17 because aliens are allgeric to cows and mustard.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple that has just been brutally murdered. If you see this, you should probably notify the local police so that they may investigate the situiation.

what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

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