Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

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A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

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Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

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What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

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Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

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What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

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A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

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knock knock no ones home

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How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

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Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

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your skull would make a nice pen holder

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Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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There was once a family of termites. There was a Papa termite, a Mama termite, and a baby termite, called Motor. One day they reached a big fat log, and they decided they'd bore through. So first went Papa. Bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore...then out came Papa! Next came Mama. Bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore...then out came Mama! Last came Motor. Bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore...then out bored Motor!

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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