What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

what did the caterpillar say to the butterfly? Im gonna turn into you.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

world peace

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

Knock, knock. Come in.

A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it most likely saw a shiny object and wanted to play with it. Luckily there was no cars passing at the time but the parents should be more careful to keep thier child in sight and away from peril. That and the baby found a small piece of glass that could be harmful to it....

The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

Two muffins were in an oven. One muffin said "Wow, its hot in here." The other muffin said "Oh my gosh a talking muffin!" The house burnt down because the oven created a fire.

Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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