in soviet russia, cow milks you

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

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My mum is called Steve

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Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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What is the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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There was once a man who went to the store and walked across a bridge and bought toothpaste and yelled at a hobo and went home and took a nap and then he went back to the park where he talked to an english teacher who told him not to use run-on sentences or she would slap him with a fish.

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Your mama so stupid She has a 3rd grade education

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Their is a stripper, a prostitute, and a pole dancer on a plane that is about to crash. They all die.

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What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

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one day a hippy and a nun wer on a bus, the hippy asks, Will you have sex with me? the none replies, heck no im a nun. the nun gets off the bus and the hippy follows. the bus driver stops him and says, i know how you can have sex with her, she goes to the cemitary at 9:00 every night, dress us as jesus and command her to have sex with you. okay thanks! the hippy says. that night the hippy dress's up as jesus finds the nun and says " i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. The nun says okay but only A n a l because im a nun! and they get to it, when there done the hippy takes off his mask and says haha im the hippy, the nun takes off her mask and says haha im the bus driver!! like if you get it :)

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How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

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penis haha

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Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you, f*** you.

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Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

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whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

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Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

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What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

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Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

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Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

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rarw

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