A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

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What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

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Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

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What do you call a man running around town with no clothes on? Naked.

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

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A girl gets raped -teagan d

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What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

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what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

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Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

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Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

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"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

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yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

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why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

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What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

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I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

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Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

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An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

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Anti Joke

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