Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

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Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

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why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

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What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

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What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

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Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

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What does a gay horse eat? Low-energy foods should only be fed to horses who are not regularly being worked and participating in high performance. According to the University of Kentucky's College of Agriculture, energy is vital to horses who need to perform their best as it aids many of the body's functions including muscle contraction, respiration and circulation. Only feed a low-energy diet to an idle horse and feed a high-energy diet to an older or sickly horse and to a working horse.

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Who is worse then Charlie Sheen? Hitler.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

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Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

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Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

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What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

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Whats the difference between a Duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

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What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

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Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

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Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

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roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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