- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

pudding

I was going to post some witty jokes, but then I realized they weren't funny.

once upon a time, it snowed

What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

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