- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

A black guy and an apple fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? They both hit the ground roughly at the same time, because the acceleration due to gravity is constant.

Guns don't kill people; high speed bullets and sharp projectiles launched at high speeds usually inflict painful and possibly fatal wounds that may kill someone. That someone loves and is loved by others.

Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

"knock knock" "whos there" "poop" "poop who" "poop in the toilet"

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

How long does it take a Jewish man to pleasure his wife? There are many factors that go in to pleasuring a woman, none of which are readily measureable

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

A horse walks into a bar. Being unable to comprehend human emotion, he shits all over the floor.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

Why did the meme cross the road? MEME XD

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

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If it wasn't for my horse I'd never go to college.

a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

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