- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

12 in general

we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

Where is the last place you would find a Mexican? In a good hiding spot that you didn't think of while trying to find him.

Black people

I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Sure. A: Do you want to hear a short one or a long one? B: uh... a short one. A: joke. Do you want to hear a long one? joooooooke.

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