- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

Cows are land manatees.

Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

What did the mime say to the girl? .......

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

What's the difference between a fat man and a little boy? Despite the fact that they were dropped on two different cities, one was made out of uranium, the other was made out of plutonium.

A man walks into a bar. He backs up, unwraps it, and enjoys its chocolatey deliciousness.

What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

So I was walking down the road today

what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

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