- Anti Joke

What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

- Knock knock - Excuse me, I don't have time, my house is on fire ! - We're the firemen.

Whats worse than finding a spider in your shower? Getting repeatedly stabbed in the dick by a rapid chipmunk.

knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

what's brown and sticky A stick!