Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

Whats white? A fridge

Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

Where's the dick??? east

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Your Mom

Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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