Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

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You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

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A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

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whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

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What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

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What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

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How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

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A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

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getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

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monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

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Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

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Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

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Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

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It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

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Well, there's one way...

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What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

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so there are 2 muffins in an oven,1 says to the other "holy s**t its hot in here!" and the other says,"omg!its a talking muffin!"

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Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to drown as a result of climate change.

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Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

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Justin Bieber

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a man walks into a bar the bar tender says why the long face? i just walked into a bar

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-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Carl -Carl wh-wait... carl...CARL OH MY GOD!!!! WE ALL THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD ,CARL!!!! Where have you been? Oh my god... Mom's DEAD! When we all thought you were dead she hung herself! IT'S YOUR FAULT SHE'S DEAD, CARL! YOUR FAULT!!!!!! YOU ARE AN UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF SHIT CARL! YOU KNOW THAT? I hope you burn in hell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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