- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

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"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

What did the doctor say to his patient? Doctors are not allowed to give out personal information involving their patients.

A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

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