why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

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Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

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Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

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These are some questions you should never ask on a first date: When you wipe do you throw your toilet tissue in the toilet or on a trash can? Do you smell your hands after you wipe? Do you you ever look down when you take a dump and see it come out? Have you ever picked your butt and then picked your nose with the same finger?

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Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

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look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

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How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

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Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

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who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

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Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

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Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

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What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

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Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

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How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

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Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

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Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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How do you make a car? You build it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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