- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

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What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

- Knock knock - Excuse me, I don't have time, my house is on fire ! - We're the firemen.

Whats worse than finding a spider in your shower? Getting repeatedly stabbed in the dick by a rapid chipmunk.

my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

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