Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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What did the elephant say to the whale? Nothing, neither can talk and they live in very different biomes.

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Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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whats fluffy and pink? -pink fluff whats blue and fluffy? -pink fluff holding its breath.

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2 + 2 = fish

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knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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what do they do to dead Mexicans? skin them and make them in to wet suites.

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why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

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Why did Colussi miss 2 years of school? -Because he died

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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nick ya honkin of b.o m8

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Roses are gray Violets are gray ROFL I'm a dog

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If it wasn't for my horse I'd never go to college.

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What did the woman say just before she was stabbed eleven times in the chest thus killing her? Nothing, she had been gagged.

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How can you tell if a man is choking? Stick a fridge down his throat

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Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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