- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

What did Delaware? A coat.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

Why are pineapples yellow? 82, piano, bomb, lamp!

How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

Why was the little boy crying? Because he had an undescended testicle

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a desert island together. They eventually succumb to dehydration and heat exhaustion. They lasted five days.

Look whos talking Matt Critchley

Why are you looking here? The joke's in your hand.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

How many light bulbs? 1

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

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