- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he was greeting his new neighbors that moved in across the street. He was very friendly.

What do you call a bad anti joke? And anti joke

Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, nobody could fit inside a pineapple, nor could a pineapple survive in the sea

Why did the Gazelle run away. Because a lion was nearby and as we all know, nature called for the lion to be a carnivore, so the gazelle is in danger of being consumed by the lion.

What did the fly say to the frog? Nothing, insects can't talk.

oh my god! what? i heard this joke the other day and it was hilarious. ok, tell me? actually it doesn't matter i can't remember anyway.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care! What are you doing in my house?

Roses come in a variety of colors.

I had a really great joke to tell you!

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

what is the diference between a jew and a boy scout. a boy scout comes home from camp.

What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its body.

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Whats worse than three dead women in a ditch ? 4 dead women in a ditch.

knock knock who's there peedo peedo who scissors

All this fuss about drink driving is a load of crap! I frequently drink and drive, and I've never had an accident, apart from one small collision in which my wife was paralysed from the neck down.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dieing in a hole.

Win industrial estate, Newry

Now that I'm of age to go clubbing, I feel sorry for the seals.

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