- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

What do Connecticut school kids get at Christmas? Shot.

why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Women's Rights

anti jokes are gay...your all gay

What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

A man walked into a bar with his friend. He drinks a certain amount of beers, and has his friend safely drive him home.

What did the man say to the waiter when he was about to tip him? I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

Q. How many jews can you fit in a car? A. depending on the car size and make, oh and the size of the ash tray is also important

Guns don't kill people; high speed bullets and sharp projectiles launched at high speeds usually inflict painful and possibly fatal wounds that may kill someone. That someone loves and is loved by others.

Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

A black guy and an apple fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? They both hit the ground roughly at the same time, because the acceleration due to gravity is constant.

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