- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

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two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? One is a human being and the other is a resourceful appliance.

A black man walks Into a bar.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

a jew, a latino and an aboriginal walk into a bar this is an example of a great inter-racial comunity

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

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