Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

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What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

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A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

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What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

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whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

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What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

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WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

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Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

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10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

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How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a swingset? No I didn't. Ya it was actually really nice.

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A man went to the doctor with a strange complaint. "Well it's like this Doc, when I drive to work in the morning through the country lanes I start to sing 'The green green grass of home'. If I see a cat then it's 'What's new, pussy cat?'. It's so embarrassing, even when I'm asleep and dreaming, I still keep singing. Last night, it was 'Delilah', and my wife was not amused!" "Yes, it would apear that you have the early symptoms of Tom Jones syndrome." "Well I've never heard of that, is it common?" asked the man. "Yes," replied the doctor, "It is very uncommon."

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What is yellow and corny? Corn.

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why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

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/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

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What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

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What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

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