Relax, I said some pretty vile things to you when I thought you where a guy seducing me while it became ever more apparent that you where pretending to be me, thing is I often use this site to vent my frustrations and earning the "praise" in the form of red thumbs by the people. I wont say your name, but I know who you are now, the girl with the big red scared eyes, I mean how many one handed 27 year old`s do I know? I am in my early thirties, that`s all I am willing to share for now, If people come around trying to poke out my remaining eye, I am ready (my waifu, is at her mother`s place, she knows I am still a wanted target by, well some people here and there.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

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What is funny about family guy?the jokes

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

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A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

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whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

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A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

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Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

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I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

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getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

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how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

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Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

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what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

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Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

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Three men walked into a bar. None were injured because they were all wearing hard hats as is the procedure for a construction site.

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What do you call a boy with no arms? Names.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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