- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

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