- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

How Many Blondes does it take to open a fridge. 1 Because most blondes are smart and can open fridges.

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

"Knock knock." "No."

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

why is my phone broken i dropped it

Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

Lets Go Lakers!

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

My wife made me a sandwich

So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

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