- Anti Joke

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

You know what's catchy? A cold

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

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Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

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